tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14976394539471089652012-02-16T12:45:44.652-08:00Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1497639453947108965.post-21024767483931084962008-07-02T14:22:00.000-07:002008-07-02T14:25:24.871-07:00Went to the Sacramento Trash Film Orgy last week to watch a film called 'Dawn of the Dead'. What I saw there shocked and appalled me. There were actual zombies <span style="font-style:italic;">in the crowd</span>! How did they get tickets? Do the undead have interweb access? Luckily, Lampguy was at hand!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_i_y03_ZNKlU/SGvxlET_5VI/AAAAAAAAAAo/urdIjYo90vw/s1600-h/hostilezombie.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_i_y03_ZNKlU/SGvxlET_5VI/AAAAAAAAAAo/urdIjYo90vw/s320/hostilezombie.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218530212353926482" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1497639453947108965-2102476748393108496?l=guylampert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1497639453947108965.post-12251078729138078992008-04-11T11:52:00.000-07:002008-04-11T11:58:25.418-07:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CFsuDkCTkHE&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CFsuDkCTkHE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />I always tell them that this is how people get hurt, but the more of this I see, it appears to be some form of "No Pain, No Gain" training session that kiwi and carol take part in more than three times a day.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1497639453947108965-1225107872913807899?l=guylampert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1497639453947108965.post-59316412834485373082008-04-07T16:13:00.001-07:002008-04-07T16:16:41.295-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_i_y03_ZNKlU/R_qrLkwut6I/AAAAAAAAAAg/eZjW4lqzWAw/s1600-h/LampGuy001.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_i_y03_ZNKlU/R_qrLkwut6I/AAAAAAAAAAg/eZjW4lqzWAw/s320/LampGuy001.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186646136205522850" /></a><br /><br />Got a new mousepad today. I think it may be defective.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1497639453947108965-5931641283448537308?l=guylampert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1497639453947108965.post-39564900525657680382008-03-27T20:33:00.000-07:002008-03-27T20:41:55.933-07:00Ever wake up with your head in a burlap bag, removing the bag only to find yourself in a tropical rainforest face to face with something like this?<br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SPMaXuDVwSI&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SPMaXuDVwSI&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br />Well, that's never happened to me. But I hear it happened to Lampguy earlier this week. Could there be a new threat spicing things up in Danger City? Only thyme will tell.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1497639453947108965-3956490052565768038?l=guylampert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1497639453947108965.post-49687477031075597982008-03-24T11:25:00.000-07:002008-03-24T15:41:00.711-07:00Well I have to say I have been "hanging ten" as I have surfed the worldwide internet for quite some time now, And while I've spent a lot of time in my swim trunks...LOL... I'm surprised to say that I haven't found any blogs or fan sites of the AMAZING Danger City superhero / crime fighter LAMPGUY!. So that being the case I thought, being a fan myself and huge supporter of honest, reliable, handsome, dedicated, heroic, incendiary crime fighters, I thought I would create a blog dedicated to all the amazing stories of heroism and the life saving adventures of our very own Danger City Knight in "60 Watt" Shining Armor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1497639453947108965-4968747703107559798?l=guylampert.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Guy Lamperthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15476648911346696705noreply@blogger.com1